Shoes in the Kitchen

Hi my name is Josh and I am a male person. I left for a business trip last year and was gone for several days. When I returned home I came into the house through the kitchen door. I called for my wife but she didn't answer. When I switched on the light there was a shoe in the middle of the kitchen floor. I was a little concerned and as I picked up the first shoe I saw another in the dining room. Then her sweater was in the entry-her jeans at the bottom of the stairway-her socks next-then her shirt at the landing and her bra at the top of the stairs. The bedroom door was closed and on the door knob was a new thong I had never seen her wear. I opened the door to find her in bed with a lacy nightgown on and two nice glasses of wine. Dinner was finger food with candles and nice music. I didn't bother to put on my "nightie" and it was the best homecoming I can ever remember. Thanks Jen.!!